Text 5 Mar

Note to self: seed your library liberally with Bertrand Russell and Carl Sagan before procreating.

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lancrebitch:

howtobeterrell:

sapphrikah:

Get into this knowledge Terrell just dropped. Eat it.

You was recording me?

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You send some deep texts dude

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coordinatebraintomouth:

Today I let one of the girls at my internship paint my nails. A few girls exclaimed, “that’s weird!” and one boy timidly asked, “are you actually letting her paint your nails?” I told them that boys are allowed to paint their nails and asked them who told them they couldn’t? None of them had an answer. And one-by-one the boys came over to the nail painting station and started doing their own nails, and each others nails, and one boy even got really excited and asked if he could do my other hand and it was just a really cool thing to see.  When the parents came to pick up the kids, the boy who had enthusiastically painted my nails, started scraping off his nail polish. I asked him why he was doing that an he said that one time he wore his sister’s nail polish and his dad gave him a “whoopin’”. And then, in the meekest voice I’ve very heard, he whispers, “but next time I come to [the program], I think I’ll just paint them again, anyways… I think sometimes parents can be wrong about stuff too.” I half-smiled and whispered back, “I think you might be right.” And helped him take the rest off with nail polish remover.
And that was the coolest moment of my day.


Awwwwwwwww

lancrebitch:

coordinatebraintomouth:

Today I let one of the girls at my internship paint my nails. A few girls exclaimed, “that’s weird!” and one boy timidly asked, “are you actually letting her paint your nails?” I told them that boys are allowed to paint their nails and asked them who told them they couldn’t? None of them had an answer. And one-by-one the boys came over to the nail painting station and started doing their own nails, and each others nails, and one boy even got really excited and asked if he could do my other hand and it was just a really cool thing to see.
When the parents came to pick up the kids, the boy who had enthusiastically painted my nails, started scraping off his nail polish. I asked him why he was doing that an he said that one time he wore his sister’s nail polish and his dad gave him a “whoopin’”. And then, in the meekest voice I’ve very heard, he whispers, “but next time I come to [the program], I think I’ll just paint them again, anyways… I think sometimes parents can be wrong about stuff too.” I half-smiled and whispered back, “I think you might be right.” And helped him take the rest off with nail polish remover.

And that was the coolest moment of my day.

Awwwwwwwww

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afunnyfeminist:

strugglingtobeheard:

searchingforknowledge:

jcoleknowsbest:

mixitupandmassappealit:

toniangelougiovannihughes:

marfmellow:

white people - get your kids. 

then get your fuckin’ self. 

Surprise surprise smdh

Can we just

"Chances of getting into college"

Um

Fuck all of their lives up please 

Not only that… the little fucks stole his grandsons headstone… HIS GRANDSONS HEADSTONE.. WHITE PEOPLE ARE SICK….. You lack humanity… you lack decency and compassion… 

"BUT THEIR COLLEGE CHANCES THO."  COMING FROM THEIR PARENTS!!!!!!!!

they future gonna be fine doe. from george bush to zimmerman yall love giving white crazy people passes

These idiots shouldn’t have college prospects. These people should stay far away from civilization.

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Aziz Ansari casually shutting it down

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deliciouskaek:

hamburgerjack:

weepingangelofjotunheim:

steeldragondown:

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Hang on, something is missing…

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That’s better

SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE

BABY MY HEART’S ON FIIIIRE

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ianbrooks:

Homemade Frankenturret by Daniel / Corroder666

The thankfully short-lived Wheatley Laboratories produced many scientific abominations. The Frankenturret, a wretched mashed-together hybrid of the Aperture Science Sentry Turret and the Weighted Storage Cube, was only ever capable of pathetically hopping if placed upright and were quickly discontinued after their creator, Wheatley, was ported into space. DA user Corroder666 made one from scratch, however, complete with glow-y eyes and twitching legs. His goal was to have them walk on their own, but much like the real things, they proved totally inept at even the simplest science. You can read more info about the build (in german) at here, or check out the video below to see it in testing mode:

Artist: Deviantart

Now you’re thinking with OH GODS WHAT IS THAT THING

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yoisthisracist:

anonymous asked: I think Ann Coulter has stupid hair. And ideas. But also hair.

Yeah, but mainly, let’s stop judging women, even evil, horrible, 100% asshole racists like Ann Coulter, in terms of their looks.


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